I hate that freakin time limit. I wanna soak until I naturally want to get out. Most people that call me who talk about how they felt this much better or helped with this or that, are the ones that went for 2 to 3 hours, fell asleep, not the 60 minute soakers.

After I get out of my massage, the firstthing I do is go into my flat spa. After getting a lymphatic massage or even an enema in my tub, it is a much better experience when you eliminate the wastes in the rectrum before floating for several hours. All the waste from a lymphatic massage get expelled better also. There are no pressure points on the body when soaking in the float spa which is also a great feeling.

​What really pisses me of is when I am in a deep theta state and I get back to the alert state. I don't care how nice my float was was but it is not a good thing just like when getting a massage and you get woken up by someone slammng the door.
​The theta state doesnt happen usually for the last 30 minutes. so if you get out of the state in that last 30 minutes... you really only got the benefits of a 20 minute float, not the whole hour. The best experience is when you aer in the theta state while awake, not sleeping.

I come up with ma\ny new ideas in the theta state if it is soundproof and I dont hear other people at the spa or my home. It is very easy for me to think and be creative in my mind when there is no interupting stimulus to get my focus off task.


​NOTE: It isi hard to relax when the water temperature is not right or off by a degree or two. I always need relaxing music like Enya or Lorenna Mckennitt. That puts me in such a great place its not even funny. I feel like someone pushed the reset button on me after I get out. If I am angry at something or I am stressed out and my adhd is going crazy to the point that my friends can't even be around me and I know I have a meeting that day. I can be bouncing off the walls and can't focus on anything. I get my float session over and I am like a brand new person as my friends say. some freinds will only hang out with me after I have floated that day. There's a short window after my soak when the theta zone wear off. NO more adhd medication since I have floated I will say that.

​What my friends can do in hours of yoga and meditating, they come over and use my tub now. I am trying to get people to come over and use my float spa so I can interview them but no one seems to understand it. Maybe it is the way I describe it. It seems that after people have already experienced it they are interested. This is not something that can be convinced or tell someone what it is like. Just like the prana pens that i give out that make eggs more eggy or cheese more cheesy, no one gets it. I tell people to watch the videos on youtube and they don't believe how using the pen on a dog for 5 minutes can make him from being unable to walk to walking. Or someone who has a very bad knee pain and cant walk can tell me that almost all the pain is gone in less than a minute. These cost about 900 dollars these pens. I have demos that I can ship people. I have about 30 of them. Ask me to ship you one and with no questions asked I will ship you one. No joke. Im not going to try to sell you something else either. Just simply let you experience it. So, don't call me and think something is up my sleeve or talk to me like there is a chance I am up to soemething. I will simply hang up.

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